Sunday, November 4, 2012

RMC Updayyyyyyttttteeee




In front of a raucous crowd of 5, maybe six, Industrial league relatives and or girlfriends, RMC pulls out their first win of the season over the new CEL Gulls 5-2. Evening their record to 1-1.

Pregame Notes: 

-Todd was extra excited for this game due to his purchase of a new hockey stick. No longer must his talent be restrained by the Wooden Montreal gem.

- Player-Coach Norm MacFarland was a late scratch from the line up with a bum shoulder at the hands of Mikey-O. Repent Mr. Oliver, Repent.

- Cameron Joseph Scola, after resisting organizational demands, and with a contribution from Anheuser-Busch, finally honored his contractual obligation of being the equipment/hydration engineer, with vigor. Bout Time.  **** Managerial note - If Mr. Scola is able to prove that high and low tide can occur at the same time in the City of Gloucester, he can opt out of his obligations.****

Game Details

- Richard "Old Reliable" Melanson opened the games scoring with a "right place at the right time" goal in front of the net. Dick finished with 2 goals and other assorted plays.

- A2Sou contributed on the offensive score sheet with a fantastic 1 timer from somebody feathering a pass into the slot. Big Time Pick up.

- Salah was Salah. After an IMPRESSIVE performance at Player-coach Norm MacFarland's new Spruce Road residence the previous night, TJS was Salahbrating all over the entire arena. Have fun driving back to Newton.

- Brett Biondo chalked up a goal and his wiener may have been compromised by an opponent. Karma, hopefully the opponent beleives in it.

- Two out of three Active RMC defensemen were sporting fantastic Mustaches. Definite game changers.

Your Real Purpose for reading. Todd's performance:

After eating an assortment (special word for volume) of breakfast meats and mentally preparing for tonights contest at Cooney's abode, Todd played a respectable game. Nothing flashy. Just business. Shaking off an early quad injury, Todd was able to play a servicable defensive game. A few slappers found their way near the net with the new lumber. A number of 1 on 1 rushes were thwarted by the MO Curtain. A defensive players wet dream really. Reading the fowards mind before he even made it up. Except for that one time he sniped, but we don't pay mind to minor details. Todd played the body tonight and possibly just maybe took it too far. Unbeknownst, a 55 year old opponent went into the corner and by mistake Todds shoulder inadvertantly struck this man and completely by accident he fell to the ice with out Todd intending for it to happen because it was by accident. Sorry my friend. But again, Nothing special tonight, Just Business.


The End.