CAHL Week Three Recap

                                         

                                           Meet the Electric Mascot, Bolt.

In Week Three, the Defending Champion Tents enjoyed their first bye week, the would be contenders and pretenders for this years championship chase were hard at work. While I was stuffing my face with Chicken Parmesean, Apple Pie and Vanilla Ice cream, my moles were able ascertain the results.

In the first game, the Goddamn Mugs beat the Elks 4-2. Four different goddamn Mugs found the back of the Net to propel the Goddamn Mugs into a tie for first with the Defending Champion Tents.

In game two, the Electric took on the Kodiaks (Bears (Gulls)). Goaltender Eric Schlichte hid in exile (attended a wedding in MD) after his performance on Banner Night so Tents goaltender Derric Souza lended a helping, championship, hand. So, of course, the Electric won to get their franchises first victory. Benedict Russo still has not won without a Tent finger print on the victory. Sal Taormina (former Tent farmhand) scored the GWG to seal the 4-3 victory.

Next week the Defending champion Tents take on the Goddamn Mugs in a UUUGE early season battle for first place. The Doyle Brothers will be missing as they will be in East Rutherford NJ cheering on the team who is responsible for Tom Brady having two Super Bowl Losses. There is one certainty for this game.... I will not be there to score on my own goal. ADVANTAGE TENTS.

If you would like to see game action between the Tents and Elks from week two, we have GOPRO footage on Derric Souza's Facebook page. Pretty good stuff. Looking to make this into a weekly thing, so if you have a GOPRO, bring it to the rink.


                                                     Week Three Standings

                                                    Tents         2-0-0 4 Points
                                                    Mugs        2-0-0 4 Points
                                                    Electric     1-1-0 2 Points
                                                    Kodiaks    1-2-0 2 Points
                                                    Elks          0-3-0 0 Points

CAHL Week Two Recap

In this weeks edition of games, we had a blow out, and a relatively small blow out.

In the first game, the Defending Champion Tents took on the Elks.

The ELKS got off to an early 1-0 lead with a bad angle goal. After that, however, it was all Tents. Who finished with a 13-5 victory to improve to 2-0.

The first line of Biondo - Richards - Roach(e) was on fire again with Richards leading the way with about a half dozen. The second line of Macfarland - Fulford - Souza went to the greasy grimy areas all night to solidify themselves as the best second line in the league. Andrew Fulford looked strong after not skating since he hoisted the Munza Cup.

The Tents defensive unit was once again solid. All four D men pitched in offensively and I dont think the Morrisey - Jack Doyle duo gave up a single tally, making up for the occasional struggles exhibited by the Brian Doyle - Paul Russo pair, who each put a puck in their own net ONCE AGAIN.

For those keeping count, I have scored -2 goals this season (-2G - 3A - 1P)

Also, Brett Biondo infected the Tents bench with MRSA with all of his snot and spit and general lack of trash barrel location awareness.

In the back end of the double header, the Goddamn Mugs handled the Kodiaks (Bears (Gulls)) 7-3. Tied after one, the Goddamn Mugs scored several second period goals to put the game out of reach. 6 different Goddamn Mugs scored with the Goddamn Mugs goaltender playing exceptionally well.

P.S. Shout out to Benedict Michael Russo for coming to the rink on his bye week to watch his former team improve to 2-0.

Week Two Standings

                                              Tents        2-0-0 4 points

                                              Mugs       1-0-0 2 Points

                                              Kodiaks   1-1-0 2 Points 

                                              Electric    0-1-0 0 Points

                                              Elks         0-2-0 0 Points

2016-2017 CAHL Week One

                           

Tents Championship Montage

Hello. Welcome. Bienvenidos.

This CAHL off season was busy. We had simultaneous league expansion and contraction. The Masons and Kings both bid adieu to the hallowed Dorothy Talbot Memorial Rink. However, Benedict Russo gathered a squad of his peers, and a Sieve, to form the ELECTRIC.

On this latest banner night for the defending champion Tents, the crowd of four were treated to a special match up between the 2006 State Champion goaltending duo of Eric Schlichte and Derric Souza as the Electric took on the Tents.

This game was a back and forth, high energy affair that saw the Tents get out to an early 3-1 first period lead. The Electric clawed back to even the score at three with an impressive second period. Alas, the championship pedigree of the Tents was overwhelming for the Electric. With their new look first line of Biondo, ROACHIE, and Richards proving to be too much skill for goaltender Eric Schlichte, sniping from everywhere. The second line of Jagr, Normand Michael Macfarland and Austin Sousa grinded the fuck out of the Electric potting a few goals of their own to pace the Tents to an 8-5 victory.

The Tent's defensive core was solid per usual, except for those two times where Paul Russo and myself scored on our own net. So by my count I have scored -1 goals this season.

Dont Sleep on the electric because they may shock you with their speed and skill up front. It was unfortunate that they had to play the Tents in their inaugural game. They are a fun team to play against... good bunch of guys, except that fucking Benedict Arnold Mike Russo. Who walks away from a potential dynasty?

In the undercard, The Elks were no match for the Bears (Gulls). Bears Win, score unknown.

Great to get back into the groove and here's to a great season.

Week 1 Standings:

Tents          1-0-0  2 Points

Bears         1-0-0  2 Points

Mugs          0-0-0  0 Points

Electric      0-1-0  0 Points

Elks           0-1-0  0 Points