Tuesday, November 1, 2011
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HAPPY TUESDAY NEW ENGLAND!
Why thank you DA, a happy Tuesday night it was. The Boston Bruins stop a three game skid with a 5-3 victory @ TD Garden. Do you think it was any coincidence that Todd & Co. were in attendance? No fucking way. Even though the Bruins were the winners on this fine Tuesday in November, they still played sloppy for a substantial part of the game. "But they scored 5 goals Todd, how could you say they didnt play well?" I will let you ask that question to the people who scream SHOOT on the power play when there is 3 guys blocking the pucks path to the net. Fucking pink hats (cough cough Tomaino and Paul sitting 5 rows from the ice) have no right to open their mouths at a game. The Bruins still have some substantial flaws that need to be rectified if the playoffs are to be on the schedule.
Time out. Short story. Coondogg decided to call in to "The D.A. Show" on 98.5 on the ride home and, after waiting for 10 minutes to get on the air, he left D.A. with nothing to listen to but a garbled transmission. Most non-triumphant. Leave it to Todd to save the day. In the wake of Coon's unfortunate dropped call on his Binky powered by Sprint, I decided that it was a good time to save the day and call up D.A. myself to express the points that Coon, Scola, Ticon and I agreed on. Lets just say, I killed it. Giving clear, confident and concise points to make the common fan rethink the state of the Bruins after their 4th win in 11 games. Sure it was a good win, but the Bruins need to battle harder and take more shots rather than try to finesse their way to victory. Long story short, My shitty ass cracked verizon keypad phone schooled D.A. and the Sports Hub nation. A Binky couldn't handle the job.
Pink Hats stay away please. Get to the game on time. Stay in your seat. Bitch and moan when there is actually something to bitch and moan about. Stay till the end of the game. Be Knowledgeable or stay home.
Todd: "See the thing is....the thing about it is that the Bruins are still wasting their time trying to make the finesse play and be cute with the puck. Shoot the Puck on net! You will get more Chances, you'll bury more biscuits, and you will win more games....Love ya D.A."
D.A.: "Be good Bri."
Radio Gold.
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