TODD COULDN'T HIT WATER IF HE FELL OUT OF A BOAT

What. The. Fuck. Rarely, there are times in Todd's life that he actually makes mistakes. I know what your thinking, how could a man that does no wrong actually fuck up so bad that he needs to trash himself on his own blog? Crazier things have happened, I think. Let me set the scene for you boys and girls....

In a fast paced, semi physical industrial league matchup between the Mugs and RMC, Todd decieded for some odd reason that it would be a good idea to get involved in the offensive zone play. Little did Todd know that he was setting himself up for failure and embarresment. Initiating a beautiful give and go with Brett Biondo, Todd b-lined it for the front of the net. With the puck on his stick and a WIDE FUCKING OPEN net, Todd had a chance for immortality and at least get his team back in the game. However, Todd missed the net completely. So bad, in fact that he flipped the puck completely out of the rink. What an asshole eh? The sad part about this whole fiasco is that Todd actually played a great game minus that one BONEHEAD mistake (having a puck go off my skate into our own net was not my fault, just unfortunate).

Maybe next time I will actually hit the net and not cost my team 2 goals. But for now FUCK YOU TODD seems very appropriate. Todd is optioning himself to pick up hockey on Wednesday night to try and atone for his gigantic fuck up.

Other than that it is still my world and your all just living in it.

P.S. Shannon McCarthy...your season ticket privelidges have been revoked.