Tents lose Three out of Four, Fall to Mugs 4-3

In a late season matchup with first place on the line, the Mugs and Tents squared off in quite the matchup.

More docile in their older age, the Mugs surprised all in attendance with their play jumping out to a quick 1-0 lead after a bad change and subsequent turnover by the Tents.

Former Best Looking Underclassmen Thomas Jason Salah said "Fuck those Goddamn Mugs" and potted two beauties on the same shift to stake the Tents to a 2-1 lead after one period of scintillating action.

The second period happened. 3-2 Mugs.

The third period got underway with some artistic scoring by the Salah - Fulford - Richards trio potting their third goal of the game. The Doyle brothers (while playing effective defense) road their coattails on the offensive side of the game.

Side note: I was shooting absolute missiles but I missed the net nearly every time. Donny Lowe would have had a stroke if he was in attendace... his teeth would have fallen out from yelling at me so often.

Some jerkoff Mug scored with four minutes remaining to seal the game and achieve first place for the Mugs after this week.

Im going to the gym at least once this week in preparation for the playoffs. Watch out.

As it stands, Those Goddamn Mugs hold a one point lead in the standing over the Tents with the tents holding one game in hand. Thus, if the Tents win out their two game set with the Masons this weekend, they sew up first place and a first round matchup vs. The Gulls with the Mugs facing the Kings.

The Masons and Elks have been eliminated and will play out the string with pride and integrity.

Former Sperm Whales goaltender Eric Peter Schlichte will be making his second and third ever CAHL starts in place of Derric Souza. After collectively bargaining a six pack per win and 12 pack per shut out as compensation for this weekends games, Schlichte was inked to the two day contract. If he fails to win, were gonna stick his ass on a bus back to Boston.


Hey Red Pants, we all work, Not just you. You are just like the rest of us.


"Au Revoir, Have a good game." - Patrice's mother.