Thursday, September 15, 2011

Neil Diamond is Responsible for the Pussification of Red Sox Nation


Gag me with a spoon.

(Note: Credit for the original Idea will go to the Felger and Mazz Radio Program on 98.5....Sorry Pinkham)
 For Your Listening Pleasure

Sieve if you are reading this please don't hate me.

I was listening to the aforementioned radio program and, I have to say, they were completely right. The Red Sox were losing last night in the eighth inning and had just blown a lead, but as if the game did not matter, the "Fenway Faithful" sang Sweet Caroline like the Red Sox were winning. What ever happened to the days of being pissed when your team loses. I go to Professional Sports games to see these teams win. If they are losing, I am not having a good time. Fuck the Experience. Im not paying top dollar in the league for a good fan experience. I am paying top dollar to see this 180 million dollar payroll win games. The Death of Red Sox nation is personified in the "Ask a Pinkhat" segment of the Toucher and Rich radio program. People who don't know their ass from their elbow when it comes to baseball but they sure as hell can sing the shit out of Sweet Caroline. What ever happened to the days of hating to love this team. What happened to living and dying with every moment. Pink Hats happened. I have attended multiple Red Sox games every single season since  I knew how to throw a baseball. How many games have I gone to this year? Zero, Zilch, Zip, NADA. Unless a set of free tickets come my way, I wont be visiting the Friendly Confines this season. This may seem to be blasphemy personified, but how far from the truth is it? Don't get me wrong, I still love the Red Sox. But the sideshow has begun to take its toll. You wont see me singing Sweet Caroline at Fenway unless I am with a hot girl and singing that song would increase my luck.


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