Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Todd just made a Scientific Discovery

 

FACT: Copious amounts of Marijuana makes you unhealthy, tired, and lazy.


Let me tell you a little story. It has been 21 days of long, arduous hours of dedicated research (subconscious as it were) and just today while on the treadmill (walking/running I was still on the mother fucker) I made this scientific breakthrough. Now you might be saying, "Todd you relapsed this past weekend!" (blame the margarita for those 4 puffs) and I would say "Why yes I did, and I'm glad!" 

It has become apparent to me, in these past 3 weeks, that I have too much energy and I cannot be lazy without going crazy. I am actually going to the gym without Mama Brunson (my mother) nagging me. 1-0 Todd. I am staying on the treadmill for 1+ hours per workout. 2-0 Todd. And I am finally coming to realize that a blunt a day makes my fat rolls stay. Game. Set. Match. 

Be Excellent To Each Other....and Go Bruins!

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