Well, It has been over 3 months since I last made a post on here, and with the proposal from Coon, I think it is time to get Fuck You Todd back up and running. Here are a few things that have happened since I last checked in.
If you haven't looked at my facebook wall since June 15th, you will be surprised to know that The Boston Bruins are Defending Stanley Cup Champions, 2 thrilling months of heart stopping action that ultimately culminated in us being severely fucked up in the streets of Boston for the Stanley Cup Parade. Did I mention how fucked up we were?
Summer came and went. The Mothership connected well over 30 times as Enos Marine had to deal with our cast of characters time in and time out. Water Tubes off Niles, Cruises down the River Jamming to Northshore 104.9 and one dislocated shoulder later, I'd say we got our monies worth. I will also mention that we were probably not sober there either.
Erica, Fonzie and DJ Lopic didn't help in our quest for sobriety (not that we were looking for it) as they threw two sweet ass booze cruises on the extra clean waters of Gloucester Harbor. A fat man gave us the goat, I think every male peed off the side or back of the boat and I think Dave is still looking for some of his belongings. AA couldn't help us after those two nights.
Thousand Acres Family Campground is rethinking (again) their affiliation with us. Drinking at 8 am is always acceptable, unless we didn't get that memo.
On more than one occasion....2 rolling rock kegs did not wet our appetite. (Thank You to the McCarthy and Larocca families for their Hospitality.)
It is now time for fall, and a few of us are still going to school (whether your working on your masters or bachelors, or associates....) It was a good summer that was. GHB, Wingaersheek, The Mothership,Those AA friendly booze cruises, and Double/Triple keggers will be back on the horizon before you know it. Although rumor has it Cooney Palooza is still a belated summer possibility.
Cheers to hangovers, empty wallets and low account balances. Go Sox, Go Bruins and Go Giants.
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