Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Bruins vs. Canadiens 7:30 p.m. @ Bell Centre

Racially Insensitive Blog Alert

NY Jets > NY Yankees > Diarrhea > Miami Heat > Going Blind > Montreal Canadiens.

I really, really, really, REALLY hate the Habs, Quebec, Montreal, and France. Just can't stand anything that these DB's stand for. Their women don't shave their armpits or legs, their men act like women. There is nothing good that comes out of Montreal. Blah Blah Blah they have won 24 Championships. They flop at every chance, their fans cheer like 21,000 screaming little girls and when a call doesn't go their way they cry worse than 21,000 little girls. All the money in the world would not be enough to pay me to live in Montreal. I. HATE. MONTREAL! Hate me if you want to for what I have just written, but my feelings will never change.

Oh yeah, there is a game.

Coming off a resilient, hard fought OT loss to Pittsburgh at the Garden on Saturday (14 beers = no recap), the Bruins travel into enemy territory to face the HATED Montreal Canadiens in a rematch from the February 9th "Donny-Brook" that saw the Bruins take an 8-6 victory. The Bruins are 7-2-1 in their last ten and lead Montreal by 5 points in the Division. Montreal is 6-3-1 in their last ten and are on a 4 game win streak. This is a big game for the Black and Gold as they need to maintain distance between Montreal and themselves while also pushing for 1st in the Conference as they are only 2 points shy of tying Philadelphia. The Bruins need maintain physicality and keep pressure on the Montreal Defense throughout. Especially needing to keep the Hostile female crowd from affecting their play. P.K. Subban needs to catch a right hook square in the beak to let him know how the NHL feels about his antics.

Prediciton: I have no idea how this game is going to go. The Bruins suck playing in Montreal, But they have been playing Top-Notch Puck lately. Montreal has a chance regain their dignity from a month ago, but they are pussies. So I'm picking with my heart. Bruins 4 - Montreal 3.

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