Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Fire Crotch


Lindsay Lohan may end up going to jail soon, but obviously shes trying to jump on the Hollywood comeback train. According to "The Mirror", the actress has signed a $3.5 million deal to appear in an explicit photography book that will have Lohan posing for "full-frontal nudity" shots. Listen, If i'm going to pay this girl 3.5 Mill i'd expect a little more than some boobies and a "red fiery death." In my book of celebrity babes Lohan scores a 7.3, lets try and pay some 10's like Mila Kunis, or Meagan Fox to show some skin. Yes I understand that Lohan isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but give her some credit. She was once the biggest thing as a "teen idol", and then she went eastbound and down because of drugs and booze. Hey, I would pose nude to get back on top as well. Let me explain why i'm blogging about this. Yesterday i was sitting at work and this story came on the news, and right when the reporter said "Lohan will take nude photos" the only three guys in the bar all gave a fist pump and smiled. Pretty much made my day.

-Zeke


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