Who's now?

A few years ago SportsCenter came out and asked the world, "Who's now?" Their attempt was to find out who the most popular/relevant/influential/important athlete in the world was. I am sure Doyle voted for Happy Gilmore, Sawyer voted for the baby from the Pampers commercial, Salah voted for Reggie Bush, Tomaino voted for me, Cooney voted for Stone Cold, Joey voted for Fabio Grosso, Joe Cro voted for himself, I voted for Leen, and Ty showed up late to the voting and his vote was never cast.

But a few years later things have changed. Doyle still loves hockey but has finally accepted that Happy isn't real. Sawyer (to my dissapointment) is no longer a baby and I'm the one that needs his diapers, Salah's in a frat, Tomaino still voted for me, Cooney changed his vote to The Rock, Joeys italian, Me and Joe Cro are no longer sworn enemies, I still voted for Leen, and Ty should be here soon.

So I ask you...who's now? Not just in sports. But who's now in this God-loving world of ours. Maybe God himself will be your vote, if your into that kinda thing. Maybe it will be Charlie Sheen or Lindsay Lohan or Diasuke or Paris Hilton or whoever the kids are into these days.

My vote? Brian "Todd" Doyle. No joke.

Doyle is hot right now. Not only did the kid quit something that had basically become synonymous with his name (no offense big man), but he did so with complete ease.

Also he's always happy. What's up with that? Who is always happy? I'm never happy. I haven't been happy since I was 16 years old. He's fuckin jolly.

And why is he so nice? Honestly. Kid's a sweetheart. I know the guy who he gave the Rock Bottom to at the Rhumbline wouldn't agree but I once saw him heal an injured animal by giving it an eskimo kiss w/ his hairy beard.

And how bout that beard...who does that?

And have you seen him dance? That kid boogies.

Now I know what your thinking? Are you just saying this because its his blog? Or because he drove you home the other night when you were pissing on yourself and punching old ladies? Nope, although i did appreciate it.

Giants may suck. Hockey may be for Gay Europeans. Miller High Life might be piss. But Doyle's now folks. Sorry Salah.

Now i want your vote.

-The Once and Future King, F.P.